I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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