Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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