dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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