he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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