you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
