Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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