so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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