my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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