i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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