I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Welp...herpes.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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