I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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