My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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