So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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