put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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