remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
just found out that she named her cat after me.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
