I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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