you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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