i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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