is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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