I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
love makes seman taste better
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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