My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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