STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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