If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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