Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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