i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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