In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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