There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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