i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
It was confusing and full of hummus
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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