Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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