Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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