That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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