More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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