So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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