Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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