Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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