YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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