I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Drunk is not a location!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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