3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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