Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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