she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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