so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I want her autograph on my taint
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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