shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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