whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
God, I missed his penis.
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