when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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