Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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