hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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