I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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