He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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