Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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