grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Little spoons don't ask big questions
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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