Moan for me like Helen Keller
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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