it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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