I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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